Releasing a record is like a game of darts, with a bit of practice, patience, and luck, a record executive might score the next bullseye hit. But what happens when precision is replaced by coke-fueled desperation, wild irrational trend chasing, and complete fiscal irresponsibility? This is the beginning of an amateur, deep and dirty, dive into those annals to explore the releases that missed the mark and left forgotten scars on the drywall of our society.

This is the obscurest vinyl.